Oh. Malam Ini Dalam Sejarah

Haa.
Org sume sibuk soh aku update blog.(famous kan aku?)
Padahal byk lg blog korg bole bca.
Org sume buat blog dok cite pasal kegiatan seharian.
Aku malas la nk cite bnda2 mcm tu. sbb hari2 aku sama je.
Tp tkpe la. utk penuhkan blog.

Malam ini..

balik lmbt, pg main violin ngn MMS.(bukan main, memain2kan)
da mgrib bru blik. buka puasa dlm angkut minum minute maid: pulpy orange.
balik uma laju2 solat, makan, solat.
opss. lupa nak mandi.
bkn lupa, tp malas+ sejuk+ air terhad+ org-kata-kalau-mandi-lepas-makan-nanti-perot-boncet..
tk kesah la tu.
pastu niat yg tinggi nk tido.
tp jaa soh online, nak bebual pasal jakarta punye hal.
bukak laptop.
bukak email.
baju yg aku order online, will be delivered esok ke rumah(JB yeh). excited!


In the meantime, hari ni byk nyamuk. Jadi berparty sakan la ikan laga aku nan satu tu makan nyamuk.
Tapi...Banyak sgt pulak nyamuk!! Smlm tkde lgsg!
Aku bgn dr meja paun ni ade la dlm 6-7 kali dok tabur nyamuk dlm bekas ikan tu.
Dlm antara aku bangun-duduk-bangun ni, ade la satu part aku tekejot tgk ade bnda gerak dlm cermin. rupanya diri sdiri. cess..
Last aku kumpulkn dulu nyamuk2 ni kt tepi laptop, bru anta kt ikan. save energy.

Pastu tgk plak blogshop2 yg wujud kt internet ni.
hoh. tetiba nk tgk boots(bkn boots phua chu kang). tp byk kua shoes.
Aku da tangkap cintan ngn kasot masot ni.


Tp tkkan la aku yg dok kat bumi jatinangor ni, nak pakai kasot mcm ni.
Dah la dok uma naik turun bukit. Naik turun angkutan kota. Naik bukit fk. Kalau lmbt kena lalu shortcut sikit lalu kat tanah.
Dah nnti heels kasut aku jadi penggembur tanah.
Jadi lupakanlah utk waktu ni. Belilah utk hari raya ke.
Jadi, marilah stick to crocs pink getah yg tkde heels langsung tu!


Tiba2 dgr bunyi ade bnda ketok2..huuu...
tgk atas siling, ade cicak tgh semangat gigit serangga ape tah.
pastu bunyi ketok2 tu pasal serangga tu meronta2 la.
tetiba jatuh plak serangga tu atas tilam aku.. sayap die putus jatuh atas meja. kesian.. serangga tu akhirnya mati.

Haa. best tak blog aku?
Mari kita review..
Bercerita tntg:
1. Aku tk mandi.
2. Bangkai Nyamuk
3. Kasut & Tanah
4. Bangkai serangga tercabut sayap

Tulus, suci & murni dari hati..

p/s:..nyamuk masih berkeliaran di sini..

Thank You For Your Visit..

after so long..
visitors to my blog reached 1000. ahahahahah.
org lain tk payah tunggu, esok lusa dah seribu.
maybe, half of it, was my own visits to my own blog.
tak tolak traffics from nigeria, german...? duhh..
visitors/guests bring lights & 'berkat' to your home..
so, marilah datang to my blog, even though there's no updates.
haha.
boring lah.
if u have any 'recommendation' of what to do next to my 'abandoned' blog, or what I should really write or good at writing,
silalah comment/shout-at-the-box/sms/call/fb/ms/email/ym/skype me. anything that can reaches me.

happy december everyone!!

--thanks for coming!!--

You, Me & Taik Hidung

I was reading The Developing Human by Moore. And came across a fun fact.
When we, the human, were about the age of 25 days, our size was 2.5-4.5 mm.
The size of taik hidung if you want to compare.
I was born weighing 4kg.
I was thinking.. Is it possible to collect 4kg of your taik hidung in 9 months?
I think you need to be a 'vacuum cleaner' if it is even possible.
God is great kann??

SMAKJ

saya ex-student smakj.
I am an ex-student of smakj. (lagi mau translate..)
SMAKJ: Sek. Men. Agama Kerajaan Johor (2002-2005)

sekolah ini bukanlah sekolah handalan yg famous gila.
but known well enough by Johoreans who schools in SMAs.
throughout my school year in SMAKJ, of course, there was sweets & bitters everywhere.
the school is good, adequate, and well-supplied with good teachers.
what i mean by adequate is, its wholesome; dunya wal akhirah.
the product?

i came across to few blogs, myspace, facebook accounts of ex-smakjs.
the conclusion i get: although we sat in a same class, listened to the very same teachers, get dressed with the same school uniforms, and been taught the same lessons
---all that was just ain't enough to make 2 people alike.
i learned that; never judge someone from where they came from.
indeed, never judge anyone at all~..

some people:
"jangan anta anak kau gi skola tu, skola tu terok. prangai bdk2 semua buruk."

oh. jangan. just because a person u know has failed to show great manners of a definite community, u can't simply judge. don't change from A person to ALL people.

some smakjians are well-accomplished. blogs full of remarkable thoughts. ingatkan ustaz, ustazah mana. rupanya kawan aku sebelah almari. proud of them.

post ini takde kena mengena sgt pn dgn smakj.
saje buat sbb nnti kalau ade org google 'SMAKJ', keluarla blog ni. haha.

but 'very sad' when people who know more about faith & religion, left them all..
for the sake of the world.
for the sake of love.
for the sake of other people.
for the sake of beauty.
for the sake of desire & satisfaction.
people do make mistakes, but don't go 'that' far.
far enough to ruin a 'well-baked' cake. (you are the cake)
god knows what 'far' is..

all and all.

let me remind me of myself!

*aku rasa 15th gent paling tk glamour dalam dunia internet ni.

Kamu Belajar?

Ini adalah situasi antara mak cik dan remaja.

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mak cik: anak ni blaja ke kerja skrg?

anak remaja: oh. saya belaja lagi.

mak cik: belaja dekat mana?

anak remaja: dekat indonesia. bandung cik.

mak cik: oh. jauh nye belaja. dah berapa lama kamu belaja kat sana?

anak remaja: baru setahun setgh. (sambil tersenyum)

mak cik: sekarang ni cuti ye?

anak remaja: a ah. ye cik. cuti kejap.

mak cik: oh. baguslah. belaja elok2 ye.

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mari kita review balik dialog tadi..


mak cik: anak ni blaja ke kerja skrg?

anak remaja: oh. saya belaja lagi.-->dua2 tak. saya ni malas nk belaja. kerja tk layak. jadi saya tk tau status saya. tapi saya berdaftar dgn universiti.

mak cik: belaja dekat mana?

anak remaja: dekat indonesia. bandung cik.--> selalunya atas tilam. baring2 bukak buku, pastu tertido sampai pagi. bangun2, buku da terconteng dgn pen.

mak cik: oh. jauh nye belaja. dah berapa lama kamu belaja kat sana?

anak remaja: baru setahun setgh. (sambil tersenyum)-->tak tentu. bila nak exam lagi 2-3 hari, baru la stat blaja. biasanya tk belaja sgt. org kata 'less is more'.. haha

mak cik: sekarang ni cuti ye?

anak remaja: a ah. ye cik. cuti kejap.-->define cuti? kalau cuti bermaksud 'berhenti kejap dr belaja, dan berehat tenangkn diri'..bermakna, hampir setiap masa saya cuti..

mak cik: oh. baguslah. belaja elok2 ye.--> ape kau merepek ni budak..