Happy Birthday Mak!!

Hehe. Ye. Birthday lagi.

My mother!! The most important person in my life. Should be the most important person in everyone's life..
My emak adalah seorang bekas guru.
Sekarang, mak & abah adalah pesara kerajaan yg berjaya.
Mak berkulit cerah. Tapi tkde pn yg ikut kulit cerah mak. Semua ikot gelap abah!
Tapi mak & abah dua2 renek, jd kami semua pun mcm pokok bonsai. Renek2 sahaja.
Mak saya suka berjimat cermat. And I'm inheriting that gene.
Mak sebut lelaki = laki-laki
Mak sebut nombor = nombol
Mak sebut turquoise = turquoi 
Kak mia & saya sgt suka usik mak dgn perkataan2 itu. Hehe. Sorry mak.

Mak juga byk memperkenalkn perkataan2 baru yg tk tahu lah wujud ke tak dlm kamus.
contohnye; subal = kasut yg nmpk gemuk kt depan,
kempok = orang yg muka cengkung ke dalam.
Mak suka tengok rancangan agama. Kalau kecik2 malam jumaat mak bukak forum perdana, semua org senyap2 seludup masuk dlm bilik. Skrg pn lebih kurang je la. Haha.
Mak bagus. Selalu nak belajar agama. 

Mak tk suka buang barang2 terpakai. Mak suka simpan sbb mana tau nnti2 nak guna lagi. Tp selalunya tk guna pn. Tp tkpe la.

Saya juga suka ajak mak shopping. Sebab mak pn bekas juara2 shopping.

Semua orang pasti takut bila mak dah jegilkn biji mata atau jeling2. Takut ooo!
Perkataan paling menakutkn yg mak sebut ialah, kuang haja!.. meskipun mak ckp kt pelakon kt tv, tp kami terasa panahan itu kerana nada yg sungguh menakutkn.

We love asam pedas ikan sembilang mak. Nasi rawan mak. Mee mak. Ape2 la yg berkenaan ngn mak.

Mak pn tk suka org busuk!
Mak tk suka makan cheese, susu. Yg ala2 org putih punya mknn.
Ape2 pun...

Iqah sayang mak!
Semoga mak panjang umur, sehat selalu, dpt pg haji byk2 kali...

Happy Birthday Kak Iti...!

Okay. So another birthday.
My 1st big sista..Happy 29th!
This sister of mine is very out of control.
She rules herself.
Tough cookie she is.
She is the drama queen in the family.

5 things that she likes to do/fond of/able to do/eager to do/has the talent:
1. Cook
2. Multitasking
3. Talk
4. Drama'ing'
5. well.. peeling off her cuticles. (you better stop that)

I should thank her for:
1. Took care of me when my mom went for Haji when I was 2. And she was 10!
2. Woke me up to go to school. (tadika). I remember you shouted, 'Iqah, wake up! Take your bath!!' Is this true, or is it just my imagination?
3. Accompanied me to MARA interview where we both had no idea what I was interviewing for.
4. Being my sister.

You should thank me for:
1. Took care of you when you broke your leg.
2. Woke up early to go to school (primary school..where I should woke up a bit later) so that you won't be late.
3. Took care of you during your puerperium. It wasn't that much actually. You did a lot of things on your own.
4. Being your sister. Hehe.

Why I like you:
1. You are not that grumpy as Kak Mia
2. You give me nephew & niece
3. You are my sister. No choice

You...
1. You like to do nonsense, asking things that you might found in Google right away.
2. Call people to say something 'urgent' when it was actually far from 'urgent'. Like, 'Sapa yg belakon cite...'
3. You like to mock my teeth when yours are not that impressive either.

My message to you:
1. Don't drink coke. (forever)
2. Be a good sister, child, mother, wife, businesswoman, etc..
3. I love you

Happy Birthday Abah!

Hari ni 16 Jun. Birthday Abah saya.
Maka, seperti biasa, saya tulis blog untuk birthday2 orang saja nak kasi touching.
Pun begitu, saya berharap abah saya tak payah la baca post ni. Mcm tak perlu je.
Abah..
Abah suka bakar sampah. Dan nampaknya, beliau seperti enjoy duduk sebelah asap dan memerhatikan sampah dibakar. 'Abah kena jaga paru2. Lagi satu, asap pun boleh buat cataract jugak'.
Iqah dah cakap, 'Abah ni buat pencemaran la. Tak bagus tau.'
Tapi Abah cakap, 'Takpelah, buat pencemaran sikit untuk hapuskan pencemaran yg lebih byk (sampah)'
Haisshhhhhhhhhh..
Abah ni suka nak menang je kalau bebual. Pasal belerang pun boleh buat debat dgn mak.
Abah juga orangnya menjaga kesihatan dari segi pemakanan.
Abah tak suka makan kicap sbb byk ajinomoto, abah tak mkn sate, sbb byk lemak.
Abah suka beli makanan mcm orang putih. Makan bijirin2 sehat, yoghurt, kismis, susu.
Abah juga tidak suka minum ais sbb ais tak bagus. Apatah lagi air gas berkarbonat. Tidak ada dalam kamus makanan Abah.
Abah cakap, 'Cakap kat Shuhadah jangan minum coke. Tak bagus tu'.
Abah cakap, 'Air yoghurt ni air paling sedap kat dunia'. Tapi air yoghurt tu yahudi la abah.
Abah panggil Kak Iti 'Shuhadah' tapi bunyi mcm 'Suadah'
Abah panggil Kak Mia 'Miha' tapi bunyi mcm 'Mehah'
Abah kalau ketawa ada bunyi angin keluar dr mulut. Mcm bunyi kucing Salem cite Sabrina the Teenage Witch tu ketawa.
Abah menentang bida'ah. Dulu2 macam pelik je apa yg abah buat. Tapi sekarang, yg pelik itulah kebenarannya.
Abah juga nampaknya suka kucing. Bagi makan kucing. Bebual dgn kucing. Marah kucing yg jahat.
Kucing2 juga nampaknya suka Abah. Kecuali kucing yang jahat.
Abah tak berapa suka ambik gambar muka sendiri.

Abah ckp, 'Hari2 dah tengok muka sendiri, kenapa nak ambik gambar lagi'..
OK Abah. Semoga panjang umur, murah rezeki, menjadi lebih baik. Go Abah Go!
Semoga kerja2 pembinaan abah di rumah berjalan lancar.
Sweet 55. Abah bagitau tadi kat tepon, abah pakai baju Yankees 55. Haha.
Abah.. Abah..

Abah juga suka binatang2 lain selain kucing

Happy Birthday Ida, Lovely Cousin Ever!

The above title is referred.
Ida is my cousin.
I practically know her my entire life.
She's 22 this year!
OMG.
Time fly fast.

When we were young, so young, we bathe together at her home. We covered the drain in the bathroom with something, then we flooded the bathroom with water. And then, we sprinkled detergents all over, and SPLASH! we were actually had our own bubble party together. It was awesome! I really love & enjoy that thing -at that moment.

We played dolls together, collected mini set of tea, played in the playground. I remember that we were so looking forward to go to the sundry shop at the opposite block.

And when I went to school in Kluang, it was kinda hard to keep in touch regularly. So we sent letters! Classic isn't it! I remembered most of your envelopes was yellow. And you wrote in that, addressing the warden not to hold back the letter, since all letters to student were read firsthand & censored by the wardens. You even wrote poems Ida! Your handwritings are chubby. I still kept the letters ok..

We grew up & old. We spent our outings in Eastpoint. Had Burger King. Played in the arcade. Went to This Fashion. Oh you had your hair permed in Kg. Melayu salon. It was kinda disaster wasn't it.

Then there were times we spent our nights out at Clarke Quay. Bitching people as they passed by. And we went to Esplanade. It was like a tour in Singapore. Hey, I wanna do that again!

And we took care of nenek when she was sick. And we came back home late night, and my mom had called Cik Munah dozen times.

You are a wonderful cousin Ida! Now & Then..
Have a wonderful and joyous life.

    This was long time ago!

 You painted this in Paint in my laptop, and asked me not to delete it. When we were in Port Dickson. Here it is!!

Love ya lots!

Boycott Israel: How to make people around you do the same?

Israel Laknatullah..
There are people out there, Muslims in particular who haven't open their eyes and start do something about the Gaza, Palestine issues. Here are some ways you can do to help them:

1. When you see a friend holding a Coca-cola can, bulge your eyes, twitch your mouth and try to make a 'jijik' face the best you can.

2. When someone really close to you (like sister..hehe) demanding to have Israel products, you bulge your eyes again, say 'No' and if they insist, you can try a bit of violence (bite softly, hit mildly, pinch seriously) on them to stop them doing so. It is better to do it in public so he/she will get embarrassed.

3. Istighfar for 3 times, and pray loudly with your eyes looking up to the sky, 'Ya Allah Ya Rabb, may you show the right path for this friend of mine, so that he will stop helping the Israels instead of the Palestinians. Israel Laknatullah'. It is best if you can try to well your eyes a bit. Make it dramatic.

4. When a friend is consuming or using the 'jinx' products, you hold the container, pretend that you are interested in that product, and try to make him offer you to try the products, and you should say, "Is this good? Whose product is this?" Fumble a bit and.. "Oh my god! This is Israel's! You actually using/eat this? God forgive me.. and YOU!".
Malay version. "Ya Allah! Barang Israel ni! Kau guna/makan benda ni? Semoga Allah ampunkan aku..dan KAU!". And put that thing away far from you.

5. A friend is drinking from Starbucks cup, and you simply say, "Oh. I'm thirsty.." or "I need a drink". Then if she/he offers you the drink in his/her hand, and you should reply, "Eww.. I don't drink Israels! Gross!" or "Yucks! I'm allergic to Israel's!". Don't forget to make ogre-like face.
Malay version. "Eyuuuww. Aku tak minum Israel! Jijik!" atau "Yekk. Aku allergic dgn Israel!

Hey hey. We should prove that we can live without those Laknatullah & their products. Even if it costs something & need you to sacrifice something, we should always remember, God is always there to help us! What goes around comes around! Buy safely people!